In General:

10. I have fantastic taste in music which spans many genres.

9. I am a fanatical user of FreeBSD which allows me to hax0r at will.

8. I can write a good short story in one night.

7. I drink single-malt Scotch Whiskey.

6. My beard has magical properties, mostly when in contact with a woman’s inner-theighs. It’s a shame I don’t have a beard right now.

5. I have a snake tattooed on my back.

4. I trolled the crap out of http://www.justcurio.us one time, bringing much ruination. I have also edited many Wikipedia pages spreading much disinformation. In other words, I am a culture-jamming madman.

3. My fingers are double-jointed.

2. I have the ability to become invisible at will.

1. Polish Sausage.

Nerd Reasons:

10. I understand AWK syntax and error codes.

9. I own three Non-US police scanners and a decent Frequency Counter.

8. GDB is my bitch, I run it in batch-mode for automated hax.

7. E17/CUI/VGD/Vim with hotkeys. ‘Nuff said.

6. My PGP key is 2048 blowfish.

5. SQL injections are done with bash and netcat, delivering ownage on demand.

4. I keep a copy of vaulable USOC/Line Class Codes and Bellsouth Facilities manuals with me at all times (on my laptop).

3. I changed the voicemail greeting for my telephone company’s customer service department when they refused to fix my bill.

2. I billed a 12 hour, 10 person AT&T Teleconference to my highschool.

1. I keep all known exploits at my finger-tips for lightning fast ownage and make my own 0day.

I could think of more, but my ego is boosted enough as it is.

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