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Echoes and Mirrors» Blog Archive » My large hadron collideris no threat? I resent that.

My large hadron collideris no threat? I resent that.

Large Hadron Collider could destroy planet? The hardon jokes write themselves.

I’m far less afraid of this than I am of global warming, any bizarre medical condition shown on House or being struck by lightning. However, the possibility that one of these little buggers could already be chowing down on the planet already or that we might accidentally let one slip into the gravitational pull of the planet is a bit disconcerting.

I’m bothered mostly because we probably wouldn’t realize what was going on until about a year or so before the planet implodes into a golf ball sized black hole. Considering just how much trouble all these bizarre billion-year-old microbes have gone through to keep life on this fucking rock, it would be pretty fucked up if we erased the planet. That’s starting to push into god-like powers.

Then again, in the event of a hostile alien takeover, we could just let one of these suckers go and laugh at the aliens in a few years when their colony is sucked out of existence.

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