Apparently, at some point in the last six months, stopped selling their stupidly delicious southwestern mini-eggrolls. I am upset and distressed by this decision, not to mention left wanting. Curly fries and wonderful sandwiches may not be enough to keep me a loyal customer (but probably is). And the McSkillet Burrito is fucking terrible. MacDonald’s, [...]

This is the dark, brash, and witty story of an alcoholic television producer (Matthew Broderick)whose self-destructive behavior has led him to Las Vegas not to drink himself to death, but to track down and drag his niece to rehab (Brittany Snow). This is spurred by his sister-in-law’s revelation that her daughter has become a prostitute [...]

I mentioned an experimental chicken marinade the other day. It turned out to be pretty damn amazing. Olive oil2 tbsp. ginger pastepaprikabrown sugardash of garlic, salt and black pepperLemon juice I cooked it up in a skillet –it caramelized pretty damn harshly –and it was light and sweet. It made a nice companion to the [...]

Large Hadron Collider could destroy planet? The hardon jokes write themselves. I’m far less afraid of this than I am of global warming, any bizarre medical condition shown on House or being struck by lightning. However, the possibility that one of these little buggers could already be chowing down on the planet already or that [...]

This post at Marginal Revolution seemed to be a bit serendipitous: Saturday evening one of my good friends, a lesbian, noted how many of the bent girls she knows are left-handed. She managed to rattle off several names, and there were only a few exceptions that she could think of (one of whom was at [...]

I’m pretty certain that this will be the funniest fark thread I see all week. And speaking of funny, or rather a lack of it (or however you want to look at it), George Carlin is dead. I think he was the first ‘dirty’ comic I ever heard, and man did it open my eyes. [...]

What’s with all the lists? It’s not New Year’s Eve! I digress… Two lists of things you must do while drunk/involve boozing: Top 10 Drinking Achievements Before You Die – I’ve done 7 of these. I haven’t run the taps, been to Oktoberfest in Germany or Brewed my own beer. A man is, ultimately, the [...]

I’m not going to attempt to characterize where the line is, but there is one and these folks crossed it. I have no issues with swingers, and am not a fan of making targets out of them, but things like this make it so easy. Between this and the their hostile takeovers of nudist resorts, [...]

Probably the most horrific and graphic depiction of the horrors of American life. It displays a profound sense of indecency, defeat and struggle in a place where, in theory, such behavior and life shouldn’t exist. But in the aftermath of a tornado, Xenia, OH is just that. Killing and selling cats to the local Chinese [...]