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Echoes and Mirrors» Blog Archive » Things I do when I have nothing to do

Things I do when I have nothing to do

  1. Write little koan-like stories, often involving some level of debauchery or otherwise unsavory behavior.
  2. Masturbate
  3. Attempt to figure out what the hell happened to my novel, read a bit of it, become disgusted with myself, barely keep my finger off the delete key and smoke a cigarette.
  4. Look at recipes and remember enough to experiment with later, often with delicious if not bizarre results.
  5. Devise criminal behavior that I have no intention of committing.
  6. Write Movie/Music reviews.
  7. Fiddle with one of my police scanners.
  8. Bittorrent + VLC = 2 hours of my life spent 1-5 out of 5, depending on the situation.
  9. Work on avante garde essays that defy all but the most discordian of logics.
  10. Read a book.

Often these activities are circumvented by the bar or work. Or school.

I saw a girl from one of my classes last semester in the grocery store earlier. She said hi to me and asked me how my summer was going. She hadn’t spoken to me once for the entire fifteen weeks of class, but now it’s okay? (I should mention that her girlfriend was with her.) Not to be a dick, but a head-nod or some other sort of acknowledgment would have sufficed. It made me feel uncomfortable.

I’m about to go experiment with some Beef Stroganoff. I’ve never made it before and have little idea of what I’m doing aside from the fact that I’m lactose retarded and cannot use sour cream. This should be interesting. I’ll post my recipe and the results later.

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