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Echoes and Mirrors» Blog Archive » I have an idea

I have an idea

Lets put motherfucking bacon on every single fast food product known to man. That should send a pretty clear message, right? Unfortunately, that message is something along the lines of We’re getting fat on food you consider filth.

Seriously though, it tastes like shit. I don’t want bacon on it, whatever it is. I don’t care of it’s from succulent little piggies raised on milk and honey. I don’t mind it with eggs, or on a BLT, or in any other number of ways to serve it. Why must it adorn all of our burgers and chicken sandwiches, though? They’re already tasty.

There are no obese jihadists because they can’t eat the kind of food that makes us obese. They don’t know the lethargy that accompanies a whopper and fries. They’re spry and healthy.

They’ve already got the hash –let’s give them the BK.

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