• My question is, how do you spend two years awaiting trial for anything? Of course, the pack of assholes at fark drop their two cents and, well, look like a pack of assholes.
• Man walks away from being hit by a train in Australia. Damn.
• Edgar Mitchell (HE WALKED ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON) says that there are aliens. I take his word over yours. Come to think of it, he said something about this the other day, and I mentioned it, and now I’m following up on it. Look at me, being a journalist. Aww. Actually, in all seriousness, he’s probably very serious, and I would stake him as not being crazy given the consideration that he’s been at it since just after he landed. Also: he felt a visceral connection with the universe without drugs. Dig that.

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