Archive for July, 2008

it might be just fire for effect, but they might actually be serious

If you don’t ‘get’ fist-bumping, or moronically continue associate it with terrorism, then you have simply been left behind by culture. I’ve always understood it to be an informal form of a handshake; it certainly comes in handy when my hands are dirty and I don’t want to share the wealth. (Germophobes are probably very [...]

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oh hai fuckers, heres some drunken news that may or may not affect you, or you may just be like ‘oh, hai, that’s my uncle!’

My question is, how do you spend two years awaiting trial for anything? Of course, the pack of assholes at fark drop their two cents and, well, look like a pack of assholes. Man walks away from being hit by a train in Australia. Damn. Edgar Mitchell (HE WALKED ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON) says that [...]

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in an instant, it might all seem so quaint and wonderful, only reveal the murderous Cthulhu

It’s a little more than trying to scrape through the truth to get to the reality. It becomes a matter of rationality: does this action make sense? If you’re looking through the lens crafted by Karl Jung, then it might not. If you’ve crafted your own lens out of DMT and nicotine, there is a [...]

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get your blood-moving music saturday-night video

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i hear baby jebus crying in the distance

Because Gatorade G2 Fruit Punch tastes like watered down cough syrup, and smells just like it. I am extremely disappointed. This might quite possibly be the worst $2 I’ve ever spent on a beverage. Goddammit. The good news is that I’m listening to STS9, Live at Bonnaroo 2007. I saw this show, which started at [...]

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how carelessly you seem to objectify your relationship with the universe

Circle Meets Square knows Zen, yo: i’m so fuckin’ gonethat i am not fuckin’ hereyet, i’m fuckin’ here.

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because everyone is created equal, you know.

John Derbyshire on Smartocracy: Yet all those bits and pieces of truth together explain very little about social inequality. What mainly explains it is innate ability. U.S. society today is very nearly a pure meritocracy, perhaps the purest there has ever been. If you display any ability at all in your early years, you will [...]

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In which I say no to your taste in movies

In Which Tyler Coates admits to having poor taste in movies. I thought both 300 and The Dark Knight were really good. I also liked Shooter. But if you look at my reviews, I appreciate a wide range of stuff, and you know what else? I like The Truth About Cats & Dogs. Yup. Being [...]

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Today almost killed me, but I am still presenting the best of today for you out of the kindness of my own heart.

Animals don’t use language. But they might if you’re an anthropomorphizing pet-lover; I guess they closed the comments now, but they were very entertaining. Cthulhu Tracts: There is no escape. Seems like a very discordian plot to me. Everyone should print a dozen or so of these up and distribute them, honestly. Mirrors are confusing: [...]

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damn you genre crappola for making me think about writing before bedtime! Daleks, oh noes!

I’m not sure what to make of tor.com, really. I have a borderline fanaticism for SciFi movies and television. I never missed an episode of Sliders, and I have seen V a couple of times, but for some reason I just cannot sit down and read the stuff. I don’t know why. I read John [...]

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