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Echoes and Mirrors» Blog Archive » Mirrors and LSD

Mirrors and LSD

For some reason, and I think I can imagine why, google seems to be pulling this blog up for the search query “mirrors and lsd“. That’s understandable. ‘Mirrors’ is in the title, and I talk about LSD once in a while.

But what bothers me is why people are searching for things to do with mirrors and lsd together. I recall an old wives’ tale that if you took acid and looked into a mirror for a while, your perception of your own face would be distorted forever, or you wouldn’t be able to recognize it or something later on. It was something like that. These rumors are ridiculous.

I can assure you that these theories are garbage. Mirrors are just as cool while tumbling through acid-consciousness as they are sober. You will undoubtedly have to encounter one (unless your outside, camping, etc.) if you urinate (or walk past a hallway mirror). And you will urinate, eventually. You will feel gross afterwards, in a way you can’t even understand, but you will do it. In fact, defecating in general while under the influence of lsd is just unpleasant.

I know: I had to take a monster shit following the tool show at Bonnaroo last year, in a dirty portapotty sans paper (I used my guidebook!), with my head full of the stuff. It was a miracle I survived, honestly. I couldn’t wash my hands enough; thankfully my friends were so overwhelmingly amused by it that I just couldn’t help but laugh as well.

So there you go: mirrors and lsd are OK, but pooping and lsd are bad!

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