Archive for December, 2008

lets get drunk and then bitch about how bright the sun is

The Times cheered me up with this nifty little article of common myths, including the ‘hangover cure’. I’m still hesitant to believe that, though. A bottle of water or gatorade before I go to sleep (If I’m not completely shit-faced) and a couple cups of strong, hot, boozey coffee first thing in the morning (and [...]

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The coolest stop-motion animation you’ll see this year.

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo. I am dumbfounded by the magnitude of this cartoon.

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pretty much sums it up, I think…

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I think the internet is so bloody amazing

The internet has even developed its own Discordian-esque philosophy from the fallout of the Cuil Search Engine: Cuil Theory. Using Cuil levels to describe entheogenic experiences might be appropriate, despite the lack of technicality when compared to say, the Shuglin scales.

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Let’s call it Fear

This is why free-market libertarians are seen as evil. This guy collected a whole mess of snarky reviews about The Day The Earth Stood Still. This guy at The Stranger also reviewed it, although much more hilariously. Although, truth be told, I liked the original. Both movies are preachy and have iffy bits. Whatever, they’re [...]

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what made me laugh today

I certainly lol’d at this… in fact, I haven’t been quite this amused in several days.

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If they had done this when I was fifteen… man, the possibilities!

Study Reports Anal Sex on Rise Among Teens I will remain silent on this, for reasons that need not be spoken. I am laughing in my office at work and disrupting the clients, though.

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if things were much crazier around here, i would have neglected to use foul language in front of your mother.

UCLA Phonetics Lab Archives. I like this, a lot. I had more to post, but I ran into some issues involving women, booze, studying and otherwise boring problems involving cash. I’m sick, been very drunk lately and have nearly managed to miss one of my finals already this week. I promise I’ll post a whole [...]

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Ye ‘Old Monday crapfest

This is illegal. So is this. Just so we’re clear: you don’t have a right to chicken. It’s a privilege. Groping people without their consent is just wrong, though. Without their consent, that is. Now, this bothers me, on the other hand. As someone who has been in the military, I can tell you that [...]

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Weekend roundup: my life is awesome

To begin with, there was much beer, turkey and what-have-you on Wednesday and Thursday. And lunatics to share it all with. Friday I boiled some Epena (Virola Elongata) bark down into a tea that had mild but pleasant effects. My scale is currently being held hostage elsewhere, so dosage was awkward and resulted in the [...]

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