Archive for February, 2009

Try not to get any sand in your vag, I hear it itches a bit.

The Right Not to be offended? It’s a discredit to our national confidence that each time some impolite thought—perceived or otherwise—is uttered, sketched, or typed, a faction of professionally offended Americans engages in a collective hypersensitivity meltdown. It has been a long-standing custom for opponents to shut down debate by tagging adversaries with some dreadful [...]

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The best lines in The Aeneid?

The queen, for her part, all that evening achedWith longing that her heart’s blood fed, a woundOr inward fire eating her away. Such an eloquent way of saying he (Aeneas) got her all hot and bothered. You just don’t get stylish blunt sexual imagery in writing these days. It’s all either over-the-top or prudish. (This [...]

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Driving on Salvia Redux

I just watched it. Pretty much sums up how harmless the mint leaves are. It would be very difficult to get a DUI on Salvia considering the impossibility of even starting a vehicle, let alone driving it. But even I had to do a double-take and say, “is that me?” No, it is not. But [...]

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world’s best haiku, ever.

i need two more beersto get me where i’m goin’…aww fuck it.

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hahahaha… wheeez… hahahahahaha

RINGLING (AP) — The entire police force in Ringling has resigned and the mayor, vice mayor and city attorney are quitting as well. Mayor Jerry Reid says his resignation isn’t effective until he puts it in writing but he blames part of the dispute on what he calls a “dope problem” in the southern Oklahoma [...]

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superman vs. mr. t you really need to see it

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lose some weight you pussy!

so in case you havent noticed im in a tad of a video posting mood tonight. hmmm maybe its the opiates (relax buddy, i got a doctors note) and alcohol but im showing you some clips scraped from Satans underbelly. enjoy!

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the ultimate import tuner that never was an import

The 1989 Pontiac Stinger The 1989 Pontiac Stinger concept car was more of a collection of accessories than a simple vehicle.it was sadly never made into full production and stayed a concept. i wish i had one. unfortunately i couldnt find a price online

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wait, what?

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uhm, yes?

25 Things About My Sexuality. This is probably one of the most interesting blogs I have come across in some time. The more shocking items are where people admit to not doing stuff, in my opinion. No, I have not and will not be sending in my list. My list is only available in person.

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