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Echoes and Mirrors» Blog Archive » Whore Buffet*

Whore Buffet*

BERLIN, March 16 (UPI) — A brothel in Berlin says it is trying to lure recession-wary customers by offering a flat rate for prostitutes with unlimited food and drinks.
The brothel said $90 can now purchase time with any of the establishment’s women plus all the food and drinks a customer can consume, during off-peak times, between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. weekdays, and 10 a.m. until 5 p.m. weekends, Der Spiegel reported Monday.
“Seventy euros ($90), that includes everything — ladies, drinks and food,” a brothel employee said.
The brothel’s bosses said that as a further measure to attract business, the
establishment is now allowing men to bring along their wives to share in the
paid-sex experience.

This could be the best buffet of all time. If the food is good – otherwise it’s still a pretty good deal. South America has better deals, and The Phillipines are rumoured to (because I’ve never been, see?).

*Whore Buffet should be the name of a sexploitation horror flick. If need be, I’ll make the movie myself.

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Triana
Triana

LOL, this is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read today! Excellent observations!