Because I predicted that China would bitch-slap North Korea for testing Nuclear weapons. People at the bar are hilarious when they attempt to analyze international politics. And their fear trumps any form of rationality.

Which is sorta okay with me, as I end up looking like some sort of genius. All because I know that China has done this in the past.

Why did China do this, though? They are certainly not threatened by North Korea. It’s economics – threatening the Pacific Rim destabilizes the foreign trade that China, Japan, Taiwan and South Korea rely on.

North Korea is “that guy” that ruins the party for everyone by vomiting in the middle of the living room during a really great party.

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