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Is Oklahoma even a real state?


From RightWingWatch:

WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the Creator of the Universe; and

A tradition kept most everywhere. Since the dawn of human imagination.

WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and

Economic woes are caused by moral crisis, not by economics in Oklahoma.

WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and

The only bad things here are sex trafficking (slavery) and child abuse.

WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and

Sociological evolution. Diversity is a bitch, ain’t it?

WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and

You made that up. There is no National Day of Prayer in the government. Pesky first amendment.

WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;

Wait… what month? I think a month dedicated to immoral behavior is some change I can get behind.

NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE

Oklahoma just morphed into a caricature of a real US state. Gays and abortion are tricky to quantify for economic modeling, but I’m sure they’ll get their best guys on it right away.

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