His online company www.lakeballs.co.uk have been retailing “lake balls” for almost 10 years, but even his powers of retrieval would be challenged by the monstrous task of recovering balls from the bottom of loch.

Lake Balls sounds like a medical condition. I’m actually a bit disappointed it’s not Loch Balls.

By my own code of honor, I am now on a mission of critical importance: Introduce the phrase Lake Balls into the lexicon of slang. If I don’t see it on Urban Dictionary within the year, I will feel myself a failure.

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