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The Masters – What the hell is this crap?

Last year during the golf tournament that millions seem to enjoy, I lived about a quarter mile from the course. It took me over two hours to get to the grocery store one night when I forgot it was going on. I ended up all the way across town avoiding detours and bullshit. It was not pleasant. No errand was pleasant that week.

This year, I live a bit further away and didn’t have to deal with anything except tourist assholes clogging up the bars. Which wasn’t really so bad; tourists don’t know a good bar from their ass. I think… Phil won? It was on Sportscenter last night but I wasn’t really paying attention to the golf stuff.

Needless to say, this week is basically dreaded by most people (who don’t like golf) around here. It’s also spring break at the local state U. I just kind of tuned it all out.

Maybe I should have actually blogged about it as a local guy who has no idea what is going on. I’ll be long-gone from this city next year, so I guess I missed my chance.

The one thing I do know is that the Augusta National course isn’t on Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’10 for the Xbox 360 and I have no idea what it looks like. Nor will I ever. And I’m fine with that.

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