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Echoes and Mirrors» Blog Archive » The “Cougar Cruise” fails to satisfy, and this actually surprised someone

The “Cougar Cruise” fails to satisfy, and this actually surprised someone

What really happens aboard a ‘cougar cruise’? – USATODAY.com.

Plain-spoken Jersey guy Chris Alberts, 31, just out of a four-year relationship, is “here to hook up. Period. And I don’t want to hear any of this, ‘I’ve never done this before’ B.S., either.”

That’s beautiful. And If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard it, I could go get myself a pack of smokes.

By Day 6, one contingent of cougars has declared the bulk of the cub set “lacking in maturity.” At dinner that night Jersey guy Alberts declares, “This little cougar thing is B.S. (It was) 25 guys hitting on (a few) women.”

“Especially when (the cubs) are drunk,” counters Hughes, rolling her eyes.

“But it was definitely a good time,” Alberts adds.

“Yeah,” Hughes says, a tad wistfully. “I had a blast.”

Others apparently did, too. In a post-cruise e-mail, one attendee writes of bumping into a cub on the way home, “who filled me in on some gossip. OMG!!!! There were some wild women on the trip, and as I suspected, the guys were comparing notes.”

So what is the net effect of purposely sticking younger guys on a cruise with older women? Nothing. A few of the women really went wild and the guys who would probably have gotten laid anyway got laid. And those who wouldn’t have, didn’t. I still suspect the entire cruise is stacked in the guys’ favor, but only for those who wouldn’t have much problems anyway (even if they don’t apply themselves very often).

In case you’ve somehow escaped this overused sobriquet, “cougar” refers to a woman who prefers younger men. (The male equivalent would be called a “man.”)

I stick with “cougars” being “hot, older women” specifically. Otherwise they’re just old broads. Which is probably why there were issues with the participants of this “cougar cruise” that lacked real “cougars” and had too many “old broads.”

They didn’t attempt to fix the ratio of men to women (which turned out to be more men than women). And apparently, there weren’t enough “Demis” or “Ashtons” aboard either. So, natural forces took over and some people still failed. So the normal ratios of fatties and uglies were probably there.

I’m not even sure how one could stack the odds or manipulate the groupings to ensure 100% matching. Some people are simply not meant to procreate without the assistance of money. Either by being rich and having high dating-market value, or by direct payment for services rendered.

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