Guy: How you doin’ today, man?Me: Besides being in jail? Oh, fine I suppose. Yes, today blew.

The concept of altruism is to commit a completely selfless act –that is, one where there is no expected return of any sort from the beneficiary of the altruistic act. In order to avoid any internal self-compensation – such as a positive feeling of generosity – one must also have no sense of what ends [...]

not quite an aspect of avariceexcept to those most piouslips kept shutbelow toes, in the aira feminine specimenof particular ponderancelovely in lacesweet skin and hairsupple and softhark, even Hamlet remarkedupon such country matters! I just turned that in for my creative writing class. How many people will get it? Will the professor chastise me for [...]

I live a clean country with a high level of hygiene. Ebola does not scare me. The only disease that has the power to scrunch my nuts back up into my body is HIV, and even then, I won’t die for quite some time. I’ll just either have to be a real bastard or become [...]

I’ve been under the impression that Obama was talking to Micheal Chiklis from The Shield (and The Commish). Turns out that it was Joe the Plumber… who seemed far too insignificant for me to even acknowledge during the race. Had I known that’s who this guy was, I would have had an assortment of jokes [...]

Bad behaviour blamed on genes. I guess, to a certain extent, but I’m awfully sure that interaction/environment has a lot to do with it. I’m pretty sure I learned that in my Intro to Sociology class, too. As a jerk, this comes as welcome news. I can blame my asshole behavior on my genes and [...]

Or something like that. I always find the fallout from my drunken Facebook escapades to be best enjoyed with a hot cup of coffee. Last night’s was one of the best yet. I think I might have managed to piss off quite a bit of my extended family, which makes me wonder why I have [...]

Worries After 30 Lesbians Impregnated by the Same Man One of South Australia’s foremost experts in reproductive technology – Andrew Dutney – said that in one reported case, about 30 lesbians were impregnated by sperm from one man, the Advertiser reported. The mothers then organised picnics with all the children, raising the fear they might [...]

Race Injected Into Obama Vote Over the weekend, Sen. John McCain’s brother referred to the Northern Virginia suburbs of Arlington and Alexandria as “communist country,” presumably for their traditional Democratic-leaning ways. I don’t cover politics at TWI, so I’m not going to comment on the campaign strategy behind the remarks. But I do live in [...]

I might not say it often enough: I support euthanasia. This is why: A 23-year-old Baltimore man was sentenced to 50 years in prison yesterday for shooting and paralyzing from the neck down another 23-year-old who already suffered from cerebral palsy. Retired Circuit Judge Thomas J.S. Waxter sentenced Aaron Speaks** of the 700 block of [...]