Look Out! He’s Got a Bob Barr Button! A few days ago, the conspiracist site Infowars posted a “strategic report” by the Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC), a police “public safety partnership” that collects “incident reports of suspicious activities to be evaluated and analyzed in an effort to identify potential trends or patterns of terrorist [...]

Bogus peer Hugh Rodley tried to pull off world’s biggest bank raid A fake British aristocrat was convicted yesterday of playing a leading role in an audacious attempt to carry out the world’s biggest bank raid. The gang of international criminals came close to stealing £229 million from a City bank by exploiting the high-tech [...]

Such as yesterday (which I actually forgot to post about until I recalled it just a few moments ago) when I was pulling into my apartment complex. I followed in some sort of SUV with Virgin tags. The tag read as follows: LOGAN6 Yes. It’s in reference to this epic film. If I had got [...]

Guess who I am for Haloween? That’s right: everyone’s favorite brainwashing psychopath, Charles Manson. Just gotta mess my hair up a bit and draw either an ‘X’ or a cross on my forehead (I don’t think a swastika would go over too well, and quite honestly wouldn’t want to put it on my face to [...]

Or something like that. I always find the fallout from my drunken Facebook escapades to be best enjoyed with a hot cup of coffee. Last night’s was one of the best yet. I think I might have managed to piss off quite a bit of my extended family, which makes me wonder why I have [...]

Seriously though, somebody peeled away/ripped off part of the ACLU decal I have on the rear window of my car. I’m not only upset but disturbed that somebody would take a stand against civil liberties. Either that or they’re just ignorant. The ACLU does catch a bad rep, but it’s not like I’m on board [...]

A career I could foresee myself holding. Hell, could be worse. Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. 365 ’til the next one, arrr. Libertarian arguments for McCain… wait, what? Gas prices affect everything. I have the same problem with all sci-fi series! The gap in the Pan-American Highway excites my adventure gland. Yes, [...]

September 18th will mark the one-year anniversary of when I began growing my beard. To this end, I present this clip from Star Trek – The Next Generation episode 9, Season 6, titled “The Quality of Life.“

‘Mail-Order Bride’ Law Brands All American Men Abusers Some parts sound reasonable. For example, U.S. consulates will provide “mail-order brides” with brochures that explain their legal rights. Other parts sound draconian. For example, the IMBA requires American men who wish to correspond with foreign women through private for-profit matchmaking agencies to first provide those businesses [...]