So, if you believe today is the end I’m willing to take anything you won’t be needing anymore: houses, cars, daughters, et cetera. Just leave me a comment and we’ll get the details worked out before God destroys the world. Unless you believe you can take it with you, which means you’re not a very [...]

If only so that I won’t be constantly pissed at SyFy. What used to be, in my youth, a go-to for Science Fiction programming has been replaced with bullshit camp, paranormal reality, a cooking show and wrestling. The only redeeming show they still have is Being Human, which will remain successful (and good) for the [...]

Straight-A student Rhona Tavener killed by vodka binge A “bright, vivacious” straight-A student died after drinking around half a litre of vodka at a friend’s house party, an inquest heard today. Rhona Tavener, 16, was more than five times over the drink-drive limit when her heart stopped. She collapsed unconscious on the driveway and friends [...]

Starbucks to start selling alcohol. Lame. We have a place like this here, it’s called Metro Coffehouse. One of the better places to pick up chicks, a stone’s throw from my bed and good coffee. And the drinks are usually pretty good.

TUCSON, Ariz. — Drunken Arizona drivers with the late-night munchies may soon be getting more than chicken strips at drive-through windows. The Pima County Sheriff’s Department has a new campaign targeting drunken driving. Operation Would U Like Fries, or Operation WULF, will put undercover deputies inside 24-hour fast-food restaurants to spot impaired drivers placing their [...]

BERLIN, March 16 (UPI) — A brothel in Berlin says it is trying to lure recession-wary customers by offering a flat rate for prostitutes with unlimited food and drinks.The brothel said $90 can now purchase time with any of the establishment’s women plus all the food and drinks a customer can consume, during off-peak times, [...]

Single Question Can Identify Unhealthy Alcohol Use In Patients The NIAAA recommends a single-question screen for unhealthy alcohol use. The recommended question asks, “How many times in the past year have you had X or more drinks in a day?” (where X is 5 for men and 4 for women). While similar single-question screens have [...]

“They say you drink Guinness with your eyes,” he said. “If it forms the perfect, 1-inch head on the pint, not only does it look appealing but you know it’s breaking out the gas right.” And the head should last, clinging to the sides of the glass and forming rings of creamy foam as the [...]

i need two more beersto get me where i’m goin’…aww fuck it.

Aspirin is good for you. NEW HAVEN – Aspirin may be good for your liver, protecting it against damage from too much Tylenol and possibly even from obesity and alcohol abuse, according to a new study by a Yale physician. A study by Dr. Wajahat Mehal, published in Monday’s edition of the Journal of Clinical [...]