Oh boy. There is a chance that anything that resembles property rights could outright disappear. Of course, the Daily Beast is putting Hillary Clinton’s name out there for this already. Because, you know, she has had such a long and glorious legal career.

FOX News is taking a poll on it. I think we all know what to vote for, people. Of course, this hilarious clip regarding these whack-jobs has been making the rounds: The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Economy Related articles [...]

My cable went out for most of last week, leaving me without the distraction of the internet. I actually managed to get some reading done. I also got out of the house more. I met some very interesting people and interacted with a few I hadn’t seen in a while. The way people see me [...]

Could Food Shortages Bring Down Civilization? For most of us, the idea that civilization itself could disintegrateprobably seems preposterous. Who would not find it hard to think seriously aboutsuch a complete departure from what we expect of ordinary life? What evidencecould make us heed a warning so dire—and how would we go about responding to [...]

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Cops help dream up high-tech police car “I don’t see any downside to this car,” said Carl Latorre, a Pennsylvania State Police dispatcher who served 35 years as a Philadelphia police officer. “I am so excited about this car. This car rates up there with cops carrying automatic weapons to combat what the criminals carry [...]

Socrates is largely revered as an historical figure –in the eyes of the social sciences, especially those pertaining to critical thinking, both his life and the lessons he taught during it are greatly admired and studied. This is a man who has been dead for roughly 2400 years and never published any of his analysis [...]

(cribbed from Ectoplasmosis!) What can you really say to that? I mean it’s a goddamn shrimp. Yes, I’m blogging from work now.

Lets put motherfucking bacon on every single fast food product known to man. That should send a pretty clear message, right? Unfortunately, that message is something along the lines of We’re getting fat on food you consider filth. Seriously though, it tastes like shit. I don’t want bacon on it, whatever it is. I don’t [...]

It’s been a long week. I work with a guy who is the real-life basis for Carl from ATHF. It’s surreal. An old man offered to get me high and watch porno with him while I stood in front of a Super 8 Motel on Tuesday night drinking beer. There is a billboard in Warner-Robbins [...]