Lets put motherfucking bacon on every single fast food product known to man. That should send a pretty clear message, right? Unfortunately, that message is something along the lines of We’re getting fat on food you consider filth. Seriously though, it tastes like shit. I don’t want bacon on it, whatever it is. I don’t [...]

It’s been a long week. I work with a guy who is the real-life basis for Carl from ATHF. It’s surreal. An old man offered to get me high and watch porno with him while I stood in front of a Super 8 Motel on Tuesday night drinking beer. There is a billboard in Warner-Robbins [...]

Well, anyone who can live for years without eating other creatures/their byproducts, might smoke marijuana and rides a bicycle to save the environment just might be plain Unamerican! An extra-special cheers to “Paul Carroll” for going to the media instead of taking their offer; now that’s fucking patriotism if I’ve ever seen it. Extra humbugs [...]

Iraq is getting it’s first skatepark. I’m pretty interested in finding out how many Iraqis like skateboarding, and even more interested in finding out how many of them enjoy skater rock. Hell, it’s been popular amongst the youngsters in every other country I’ve been to. wecansolvit.org + 20 Free disposable Email Services = Hilarityand IMAO [...]

Tony Zirkle is showing his truer, crazier, colors. Unfortunately, those Web sites are just a small fraction of evidence you can find on a Google search of combinations of “Jews” “pornography” “sex slavery” “Israel” and “prostitution.” Let’s save our Jewish brothers and sisters from this tyrant king porn dragon before we get to another world-wide [...]

What a cunt. Indeed, I loves me some internets. (hat tip: Soc Shrine). At least it’s not mean-crazy like some of the more bizarre sites I’ve seen, whose URLs I either deleted while cleaning out my bookmarks or are saved on my laptop. I might disappear for the weekend while I load Debian/Gentoo (haven’t picked [...]

Kim Jong-il builds ‘Thunderbirds’ runway for war in North Korea North Korean military engineers are completing an underground runway beneath a mountain that can protect fighter aircraft from attack until they take off at high speed through the mouth of a tunnel. The 6,000ft runway is a few minutes’ flying time from the tense front [...]

Seriously? Somebody should finance me to be a villain: From waymarking.com Three years before nuclear fisson was thought to be possible power source, Westinghouse decided to build the first commercial atom smasher. Based on the faith there would be a marketable discovery, this magnificent 5 million volt Van de Graff generator was built in Pittsburgh [...]

Michelle Malkin on Jimmy Carter: Jimmy Carter’s thick skull and moral myopia are an American embarrassment and an American problem. But more precisely: Jimmy Carter is a Democratic problem. He casts a long, feckless shadow over the party — and it will haunt the party through the Democratic National Convention in August and beyond. Because [...]