Archive for the 'film' Category

Christian Bale fucking loses his mind

He’s one of my favorite actors (hardcore man-crush you could say) and this is fucking hilarious. From what I understand, some actors are very intense and he tends to be more so than some others. Does this qualify as prima donna behavior? Would he act like this if he weren’t one of the biggest and [...]

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Whore Buffet*

BERLIN, March 16 (UPI) — A brothel in Berlin says it is trying to lure recession-wary customers by offering a flat rate for prostitutes with unlimited food and drinks.The brothel said $90 can now purchase time with any of the establishment’s women plus all the food and drinks a customer can consume, during off-peak times, [...]

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New isn’t always better

6 Movie Remakes That Missed the Point Yes, it’s Cracked, but give it a chance: they bring up some very good points about how film has changed over the years. One of the biggest changes you can notice just from this list is the move from psychological action/drama to eye-catching (eye-candy) action. There tend to [...]

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Groundhog day

Furry bastard saw his shadow. I’m watching the Movie. After it finishes.

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crazy dave tape

I want it. My b-day is in April, so you have plenty of time to save your pennies and get it for me.

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you will be able to watch the watchmen

Fox Wins Battle over Watchmen Movie: LOS ANGELES — The comic book movie “Watchmen” will be released by Warner Brothers on March 6, as planned, after a settlement between that studio and 20th Century Fox in a court battle over which one owned the rights to the story. But the legal drama surrounding the picture [...]

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Let’s call it Fear

This is why free-market libertarians are seen as evil. This guy collected a whole mess of snarky reviews about The Day The Earth Stood Still. This guy at The Stranger also reviewed it, although much more hilariously. Although, truth be told, I liked the original. Both movies are preachy and have iffy bits. Whatever, they’re [...]

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with all the possibilites out there…

Am I the only one not particularly impressed by the stills from the new Star Trek movie? I mean, really?

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tidbits (no more manic mondays, please)

Instead of writing an essay, I started reading Gravity’s Rainbow last night. I’m about twenty or so pages into it and I’m impressed so far -more so than I initially thought I would be from what I’ve heard. Either that, or I’m just a sucker like that. The weekend was mostly a drunken blur, a [...]

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This guy ain’t watching the same movies that I am

Always settle scores at noon: The great thing about Paris is that you can always see the Eiffel Tower from your room, whether you’re an artist in a tiny garret or a millionaire in a first-class hotel. Just look out the window and there it is. We who have spent much of our lives at [...]

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