Yes, these are a bit old. Yes, I have been incredibly busy and unable to post. Suck it. First, from May 15th, Fattie gets all upset because her yearbook signature page said the truth: “I just feel like sitting in my room and crying,” said freshman Marie Gray. “I don’t feel like doing anything.” Marie [...]

BERLIN, March 16 (UPI) — A brothel in Berlin says it is trying to lure recession-wary customers by offering a flat rate for prostitutes with unlimited food and drinks.The brothel said $90 can now purchase time with any of the establishment’s women plus all the food and drinks a customer can consume, during off-peak times, [...]

Is Food the New Sex? One more critical link between the appetites for sex and food is this: Both, if pursued without regard to consequence, can prove ruinous not only to oneself, but also to other people, and even to society itself. No doubt for that reason, both appetites have historically been subject in all [...]

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These things are weird but kinda tasty. My roommate gave me a 5-pack that he got for 50 cents at some local Japanese grocer that was going out of business last night. I’m munching through the apple flavored ones right now. They’re sweet in a fruit-juice sort of way, which is pleasant distinction from gummy [...]