Archive for the 'haiku' Category

world’s best haiku, ever.

i need two more beersto get me where i’m goin’…aww fuck it.

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haiku frenzy

I hips and curves and lipsheat and sweat and breath exhaled;go my woman go II a spell of regretdid pass through my mind today;I do not miss you III lightning arcs the skyas children jump in puddles;rain kissing their cheeks. IV ten in two minutesthe clock reads nine fifty eightten oh two in four V [...]

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huzzah!

groan delicious brainsin the basement, in the housearrrgh! gimme those brains!

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A double entendre!

gun steel clouds over headtrees below, above her smile;soon we are both wet

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if things were much crazier around here, i would have neglected to use foul language in front of your mother.

UCLA Phonetics Lab Archives. I like this, a lot. I had more to post, but I ran into some issues involving women, booze, studying and otherwise boring problems involving cash. I’m sick, been very drunk lately and have nearly managed to miss one of my finals already this week. I promise I’ll post a whole [...]

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First, we burn Paris.

More on Methodological Naturalism: Much of the confusion and disagreement seems to revolve around definitions – it is difficult to find common ground when people are using different specific definitions for the same words. This is a common problem in philosophy, which seems to multiple terms with subtle distinctions, and has been further magnified by [...]

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The Dream People #30

Featuring: me. Go forth and read issue #30. Specifically this: Esteban Canal’s Immortal Game as Applied to God. By me. Of course. Go read my story-it’s not really a story-read, motherfucker!

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today, a haiku for you, my friends.

Lexicographer:he’s taken some words from mehe is a rotten bastard! words old and words newonce in a dictionaryare now gibberish with pages missingsome torn, crumpled, and messed upfished from the gutter a dictionary!need i has not for grammar,with so many words. Okay, so more like four haikus strung along to form something silly.

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I’ve been listening to Punk4Punks for the better part of this evening. Most of my music is stuck on a virtually inaccessible UFS drive (I use ufs2tool when I need to -the FreeBSD/Linux/Win saga is too much to go into right now) so this has been a nice chance encounter. And now, a haiku for [...]

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non-strict, on a whim, and good old fashioned fun.

tip-toeing past graveshigh, giggling with flashlights,and the world dies.- bullet in the braintakes the fun out of this sexi want to stop.- i was jerking offand until you showed up herei was enjoying it.- bloody mary twiceand I am pissed before work,twice again tomorrow- gnashing at your gash,i now think i was wrong:it was better [...]

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