Archive for the 'humor' Category

Most Zen Video Ever Cut

TOBACCO – Super Gum from TOBACCO on Vimeo. It’s kinda zen like that. There is no denying that what is in this video exists. It’s not really horrifying, or pleasing. It’s more like a benign tumor. Yes, yes it is a tumor. This time. If I ever make a movie, I want it to be [...]

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You tell me what’s wrong with this picture

(img pops) That’s some serious anatomy. Way to go.

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Dear Peasants: Fuck Off

BP chair: Sorry for ‘small people’ remark on Gulf – Yahoo! News. VENICE, La. – BP’s chairman has apologized for saying the company cares about the “small people” of the Gulf Coast hit by the oil disaster — a comment met with anger by those who say they are tired of the company’s executives making [...]

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Gorrilla: Life is a cruel joke.

Aw hell, I don’t even comprehend what it might mean to die. I got the gist of it: poof, no more me. If I’m lucky, all that solipsism bull was right on the money and I can take you all with me into the void.

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Brilliant!

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

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World largest lightsaber battle

Ironic for a country that has a serious problem with people regularly being stabbed?

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It’s like /b/ in real life

Mortuary Techs getting down and dirty: The people employed to respectfully handle the remains of the deceased have instead turned cadavers and body parts into macabre playthings, The Post has learned. And they shockingly documented their depraved foolery in photos taken as keepsakes. Grinning mortuary technicians use corpses as props in dozens of disturbing Polaroids [...]

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Just a few phonemes off…

Pair Accused of Filching Fillings From Dental Labs The headline for this article. Explaining it might ruin the fun.  I have to hand it to those zany AP writers – they got me good today.

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The Best of 2009

On a lighter note than the last few posts, I’ll go ahead and call out the best of, a few worst of and other memorable moments from the year.  Best Video Game:Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’10. It has literally sucked entire work-weeks out of me. Best Movie I watched in 2009:Primer. I’m behind the times. [...]

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Burning Goat 2009

Swedish Christmas straw goat burns again: STOCKHOLM – A giant straw goat was burned down yet again early Wednesday in a Swedish city where torching it has become a Christmas tradition, to the dismay of local leaders. Every year I see this article, it brings joy to my heart. Why can’t the city just understand [...]

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