Pair Accused of Filching Fillings From Dental Labs The headline for this article. Explaining it might ruin the fun.  I have to hand it to those zany AP writers – they got me good today.

On a lighter note than the last few posts, I’ll go ahead and call out the best of, a few worst of and other memorable moments from the year.  Best Video Game:Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’10. It has literally sucked entire work-weeks out of me. Best Movie I watched in 2009:Primer. I’m behind the times. [...]

Swedish Christmas straw goat burns again: STOCKHOLM – A giant straw goat was burned down yet again early Wednesday in a Swedish city where torching it has become a Christmas tradition, to the dismay of local leaders. Every year I see this article, it brings joy to my heart. Why can’t the city just understand [...]

This had never even crossed my mind: people standing to wipe their asses: Now, I have lived on this planet for 33 years and I have concluded any extended bathroom venture the same way: sitting down, toilet paper bunched in my right hand, reaching back and around my body and gently wiping upwards, balls to [...]

This Fark.com thread is making me all sorts of stupid happy right now. The arguments about memeology (is that correct?) are funny, but the whole Glenn Beck “controversy” is pure gold. Father_Jack 2009-10-21 02:29:18 PM An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: So you are saying its ok to take out an add in your hometown Newspaper saying you raped and [...]

I’m getting ready for a heavy-duty weekend of studying. The next several days worth of posts have been scheduled (actually, most of them are anyway as I don’t have time to do it every day of the week). The tidbits: Cooking with semen. Humanity at its finest. 25 hilariously defaced bills. I especially like the [...]

marriedtothesea.com I find that drink-slapping does much for my game.

superpoop.com Superpoop also runs a “Presidential Snowball Generator” – which if used correctly, can create some very entertaining results.

Sci-Fi Writer Attributes Everything Mysterious To ‘Quantum Flux’ “I’m really excited about this latest book—there’s action, adventure, drama, and a little bit of something for everyone,” said Fournier, who decided to introduce the narrative device after realizing that the galactic ambassador vaporized in chapter two needed to be alive a lot longer. “And, of course, [...]

Dammit these girls are funny.