This had never even crossed my mind: people standing to wipe their asses: Now, I have lived on this planet for 33 years and I have concluded any extended bathroom venture the same way: sitting down, toilet paper bunched in my right hand, reaching back and around my body and gently wiping upwards, balls to [...]

I regained access to my DreamHost account, which amazingly still has a year of hosting left on it and a free domain name registration available. I will be moving this blog to a slightly fancier URL (but still within the blogger network and this URL will forward, I guess). It also means, provided that I [...]

This Fark.com thread is making me all sorts of stupid happy right now. The arguments about memeology (is that correct?) are funny, but the whole Glenn Beck “controversy” is pure gold. Father_Jack 2009-10-21 02:29:18 PM An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: So you are saying its ok to take out an add in your hometown Newspaper saying you raped and [...]

I’m getting ready for a heavy-duty weekend of studying. The next several days worth of posts have been scheduled (actually, most of them are anyway as I don’t have time to do it every day of the week). The tidbits: Cooking with semen. Humanity at its finest. 25 hilariously defaced bills. I especially like the [...]

Thought Riot Interpretation Fucking enjoy. The things I do for you people.

Canabalt is going to ruin my life.

I’ll never understand why the same group of people who insist the government isn’t competent enough to run healthcare also insist that the government is fit to kill its own citizens. Want to read something that will make you groan for a little while? Head over to the FARK.com thread where they’ve discussed this gem [...]

I found an internet argument that didn’t make me puke. In a place I never would have expected it: the Libertarian Republican blog. In my never-ending quest to mock “socially conservative libertarians” I bring this to you. Original post:A Social Conservative libertarians could support Congresswoman Michele Bachmann of Minnesota has become a darling of sorts [...]

Dammit these girls are funny.

The Fringe Right is becoming the New Right, and the “journalists” among them (namely WND, the nauseating, faux-Christian brainchild of Joseph Farah) are bent on proving that Barack Hussein Obama is the Muslim love-child of Malcolm X or a Kenyan Superman engineered by the Illuminati to bring destruction to Liberty and Freedom in order to [...]