Seriously, the world needed a horror flick about Vagina Dentata.  Teeth is that movie. I’ve mentioned Vagina Dentata before and it should come as no surprise that I found this movie to be a gold-mine of vagina-related jokes.  Truly, the world has been waiting for a movie about a cooter with the disposition of a [...]

Straw Dogs is probably one of my favorite flicks, ever. It peels away the layers of human weakness in all sorts of fucked up ways. The film does move a bit slowly, but is worth the wait (kinda like Caché, but less so). I’m not quite in the mood to b-b-break it down, so I [...]

The clip sums it up. I am a die-hard Star-Trek fan. That being said, I actually thought TNG improved after Roddenberry died. Science fiction television doesn’t always have to be allegorical, okay? There doesn’t always need to be a lesson. Sometimes, it can just be about the oohs and the ahhs. And that made-up Klingon [...]

Yes, I realize my posting has crawled to almost nothing. I’ve been super busy. Deal. I saw Observe and Report because my friends thought it looked funny. And it was, kinda. In a sad way. I just kept thinking about the Mall Ninja. And how terribly un-funny such a situation is. Not to mention the [...]

This movie is pretty much the 1980′s most insane cyberpunk flick ever. It combines rampant drug use, sexual deviancy, and UFOs in an Antonin Artaud inspired surrealistic voyage. There is a plethora of psychedelia and futuristic pseudo-beat dialogue. The plot is bizarre and sublime. Really, it’s one of the understated psychedelic films of all-time. “We’re [...]

Here’s Peter Suderman’s take on it. Personally, I found it extremely aesthetically pleasing. The philosophical debates in it are crucial and powerful; the characters make damn good arguments and they all represent a different outlook on morality. The two that struck me as most well thought-out were Mr. Manhattan’s and Rorschach’s objectivism. The film as [...]

NEO NED is the best “skin flick” you have never heard of. To date, the film has won 10 film awards, out of 10 total nominations. you can find a little more on the movie at its website PARANOID PARKGuv Van Sant adapted for the big screen Paranoid Park, the novel by Blake Nelson. The [...]

The Roots – Rising Down – I cannot express just how awesome The Roots are, and this is a great hip-hop album. It’s in my car at the moment and I have had it on regular rotation along with some indie bands I have seen recently, bringing me to… This Machine is Me – Mix [...]

Fire in the Sky is one of those UFO abduction classics, and it has DB Sweeney and that guy from Terminator 2 made out of liquid metal. And a badass title. And that’s about where it ends.The whole dude-got-taken-by-aliens-but-they-think-we-killed-him sequence plays out about as well as you’d imagine it would. There is a lot of [...]

It’s got a title, alright. It is more than an hour long and it has Thomas Jane in it. And it’s apparently about mutants, or something, I guess from the title. How bad can it be? I took two tylenol pm’s and watched it. I don’t know if that affected the review or not. Pretty [...]