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Police leave court to find parking boot on their cruiser

It was the art of a prankster in L.A. Get your Tasers ready boys! the story is found below http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-lapd-car-booted,0,2255964.story

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I Want My Post-Apocalypse America, And I Want it Medium-Rare

I was kinda gripped by this article on Helium a few days ago. It kinda struck me as panicky and sensationalistic, or in other words, crap. Doomsday: How BP Gulf disaster may have triggered a ‘world-killing’ event Ominous reports are leaking past the BP Gulf salvage operation news blackout that the disaster unfolding in the [...]

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More Awesome Than Death by a Feral Higgs-Boson Attack

I don’t know what the hell a justin bieber is, but apparently Playboy wants to show us the vulva leading to the vaginal canal from whence it was spawned. If they could somehow manage to also get Ellen Page in the same issue, I could pretty much disregard pop-culture for the rest of my existence [...]

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Please, Listen to Bob The Angry Flower

If it’s possible to properly use the apostrophe, I think we have a shot at domesticating the wild semicolon.

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My impending doom

I just caught myself rinsing out and putting leftovers into a Country Crock butter container. I am doomed to becoming old.

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Standing up for yourself is patriotic

Supreme Court rules that police can ad lib Miranda warnings Police officers are not required to use exact, cookie-cutter phrasing while advising criminal suspects of their right to have a lawyer present with them throughout a police interrogation, the US Supreme Court ruled Tuesday. I get it, the supreme court isn’t there to dictate protocol. [...]

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Reefer madness

Marijuana Use Can Up Psychosis Risk Long-term use of marijuana can lead to increased risk of developing hallucinations, delusions and psychosis, a new study shows. Which comes about a month after this article, which looks at the study in a much more detailed way: These discoveries about the link between cannabis and psychosis have been [...]

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That’s what she said

That’s What She Said from Megan Mullally I say it at least a few times a week, sometimes to strangers in the line at the grocery store. Always good for a laugh. 2nd best: “Your X is a Y,” where X is either mom, sister or girlfriend and Y is whatever inane object of the [...]

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It’s Cthulhu

(via The Smoking Gun) Hopefully. A Cthulhu tattoo on your forehead is probably the most hardcore thing ever.

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