Archive for the 'wat' Category

I have no words…

David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee from David Lynch on Vimeo. Because I’m laughing too hard.

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In Which I End Up Sounding Like a Conspiracy Theorist

I’m not big on conspiracy theories. Some are more entertaining than others, sure. And some are right in pointing out that something isn’t right in re whatever it is they’re theorizing conspiracies about. And I have one of my own. I’m really concerned that I haven’t heard much really about this: Artificial Leaf Could Be [...]

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Dear CNN, What the hell are you doing? Thanks, Me.

CNN announces new show, Parker Spitzer: CNN hosts-to-be Kathleen Parker and Eliot Spitzer announced the name of their upcoming 8PM show on the network: “Parker Spitzer.” The panel show will premiere October 4, and its name signifies that the show will be as much (if not more) about the lesser-known Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist as it [...]

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I made the Kessel Run in Less than 12 Parsecs

Of course the “Kessel Run Debate” emerges. Real Star Wars fans know better than to even mention it; pseudo-fans and people who don’t know any better have to scream their heads off about how “a parsec is a measure of distance, not time!! His claim is bullshit!!!1!” And it only further proves how little they [...]

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We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

The Huffington Post takes it out on the media that let this whole mess get out of control: Yesterday afternoon, the leader of a microscopic cult of idiots who announced plans to stage an “international” day of Quran burning in Gainesville, Florida held a press conference, for a rapt media which decided that his moronic [...]

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Most Zen Video Ever Cut

TOBACCO – Super Gum from TOBACCO on Vimeo. It’s kinda zen like that. There is no denying that what is in this video exists. It’s not really horrifying, or pleasing. It’s more like a benign tumor. Yes, yes it is a tumor. This time. If I ever make a movie, I want it to be [...]

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Wikipedia Porn

Wikipedia goes into great detail to explain what a creampie is. I just think it’s amusing. Actually, the rather dry way they describe any of the linked pornographic acts all lack the erotic lining you might expect from amateur encyclopedia editors (the one exception being that the artist chose to render an anal creampie as [...]

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Somewhat Disturbing Numbers

I snagged that from here, courtesy of the Libertarian Party. And the dramatic upswing in “likes” on Facebook is, well, a very good thing for the LP. Facebook seems to be this weird indicator of public opinion. People either click like on things because they genuinely like it or because it’s ridiculous and amusing. For [...]

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Border Thugs

Mexico has demanded a full inquiry after a Mexican teenager died after a US border patrol agent opened fire from the US side of the border. “Using firearms to respond to an attack with rocks is a disproportionate use of force, particularly coming from officials that are specially trained,” the Mexican foreign ministry said in [...]

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South Carolina Senator is a Fat, Racist Tool

Sen. Knotts (R-SC) calls Haley a “Fucking Raghead” and then apologizes for saying “fuck”: Knotts says he believed Haley has been set up by a network of Sikhs and was programmed to run for governor of South Carolina by outside influences in foreign countries. He claims she is hiding her religion and he wants the [...]

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